First, let’s tone down the extreme facial expressing. You’re scaring us a little and we can’t see your dress.
Okay, never mind. Go back to the crazy grimace. We don’t want to look at this dress anymore.
It’s all one big “Newp.” The too-high neckline, the tricky sleeves, the half-sheer skirt, the clashing lip color, the unflattering seaming – it’s all gotta go, girl. Just take it off and set it on fire right here.
Jenny Packham Red Floral-Embellished Lace Dress from the Spring 2017 Collection
Edie Parker ‘Jean’ Clutch
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