You simply wouldn’t believe how many thoughts swirled around our heads and then out our mouths when we considered this getup early this morning.
One of the first thoughts: “Inappropriate! This is a Lego cartoon premiere!” Then, following that, as a sort of amendment to the first thought: “Not that it’s too sexy or anything! Just that it’s kind of ridiculously high-fashion for an event like this one!”
Second thought: “It’s also ugly!”
Third thought: “Hey, girl! Congratulations on snagging some big name stuff!”
Fourth thought: “Following up on that last thought, just wanna say that if you’re getting access to anything with a Valentino label on it, don’t be silly and pick stuff like this, dear. There are better options.”
Fifth thought: “It’s still really ugly!”
Sixth thought: “If the skirt ended at mid-thigh, this might’ve been okay! Or at least, less ugly.”
Seventh thought: “The Nana shoes are tragic!”
Eighth thought: “Is she still with Chris Evans? Because jealously may be fueling a tiny bit of our reactions here.”
As you can see, a veritable whirlwind of opinions. We simply must lie down after this one. We appear to have exhausted ourselves.
RED Valentino Floral Print Sheer Panel Dress from the Resort 2017 Collection
[Photo Credit: Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com, Courtesy of Valentino]