Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson Pretend to Like Each Other at the “Fifty Shades Darker” Los Angeles Premiere

Posted on February 03, 2017

 

 

Hey, everyone. Look what new movie is out.

 

Look at how much the co-stars of this new movie enjoy each other’s company. They’re even touching each other.

 

 

Sweetie, we’re afraid that if you lean any harder away from him, you’re going to snap your spine.

 

 

Also, congratulations on your boobs, because they are literally the only interesting thing about your look.

 

That, and the fact that it’s a gigantic sack apparently made out of human skin. We suppose that part makes it interesting too.

 

Sorry, girl. We don’t get it. We don’t get it, and we don’t like it. It’s a big, shapeless, colorless nothing of a dress. With boobs.

 

He’s alright, we guess. The suit is banker-boring, but it fits well (from what we can tell) and the shoes are nice choice. Lots of people seem to think brown shoes are “wrong” with a blue suit, but we think they look great when they’re the right pair. This pair is the only thing that takes this look away from being totally office-ready.

Hate the buzz cut.

 

Feel the love. And raging sexual attraction.

 

 

 

 

Style Credits:
Dakota Johnson: Valentino Blush Pink Gown with Plunging Neckline from the Spring 2017 Collection
Jamie Dornan: Valentino Suit | Christian Louboutin Shoes

[Photo Credit: Vince Flores/startraksphoto.com, Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images, IMAXTree – Video Credit: Fifty Shades via YouTube.com]

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