Alright, Fashionable Women, listen up. We’ve been putting off dealing with your no-doubt highly fashionable style choices all week, because the celebrity industrial complex decided to blast us in the face with red carpetry this weekend.
But no more, ladies-who-are-fashionable. The time has come.
Cute! No complaints.
This is not the bitchy start we were hoping for.
Verbatim scrolldown:
“Girl …
girl…
…WHUT THE–?”
Julianne Hough in Zuhair Murad
It’s very “Ann Margret Does Vegas” but since that’s kind of her schtick, we think we dig it.
Julie Bowen in Monique Lhuillier
Bland.
Put on kitten-heeled pumps, for God’s sake. Your feet look angry.
Bad pose, not-great hair, but cute dress.
We swear the people at Gucci are deliberately putting aside the stuff least suited for her. It’s actually not a terrible dress, but it absolutely doesn’t belong on her. And those shoes need to be launched into space.
LOVE it.
Except for the sleeves.
Victoria Justice in Kristin Aadvenik
Honestly, it’s a silly dress.
Very pretty, but more suited for Helen Mirren than her.
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