Alright, Fashionable Women, listen up. We’ve been putting off dealing with your no-doubt highly fashionable style choices all week, because the celebrity industrial complex decided to blast us in the face with red carpetry this weekend.
But no more, ladies-who-are-fashionable. The time has come.
Carly Chaikin in Sandro
Cute! No complaints.
This is not the bitchy start we were hoping for.
Danielle Brooks in Chromat
Verbatim scrolldown:
“Girl …
girl…
…WHUT THE–?”
Julianne Hough in Zuhair Murad
It’s very “Ann Margret Does Vegas” but since that’s kind of her schtick, we think we dig it.
Julie Bowen in Monique Lhuillier
Bland.
Put on kitten-heeled pumps, for God’s sake. Your feet look angry.
Lake Bell in Libertine
Bad pose, not-great hair, but cute dress.
Salma Hayek in Gucci
We swear the people at Gucci are deliberately putting aside the stuff least suited for her. It’s actually not a terrible dress, but it absolutely doesn’t belong on her. And those shoes need to be launched into space.
Tracee Ellis Ross in Rasario
LOVE it.
Except for the sleeves.
Victoria Justice in Kristin Aadvenik
Honestly, it’s a silly dress.
Yara Shahidi in Dolce&Gabbana
Very pretty, but more suited for Helen Mirren than her.
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