Friday Red Carpet Leftovers for the Week of 2/13/17, Part 1

Posted on February 17, 2017

Alright, kittens. Roll up your sleeves and put on your bitchpants, because there was so much leftover red carpetry this week that we’re once again forced to do two posts just to cover all the blandness, basicness, and not-fabulous-enoughness that celebrities foisted upon us this week.

Line ’em up!



Allison Williams in Mugler

We’re kind of okay with all of this. Can’t see enough of the details to be sure, but it looks pretty stylish and unexpected from her.



Ashley Greene in Akris

One big “whatever” of a dress.



Britney Spears in Uel Camilo

Of course.



Camilla Belle in Tory Burch

We can see that the pieces are nice, but she is literally dressed like an 80-year-old.



Charli XCX in Moschino




Christina Ricci in Carolina Herrera

There seems to be some sort of issue with the slip/lining, but we shouldn’t complain too much because there’s almost nothing else of interest to this look.



Ciara in Off-White

Bleh. We can’t wait for this trend to end, although we suppose if there’s anyone who can get away with red carpet sleepwear, it’s a preggo.



Debbie Harry in Vivienne Westwood

Diva, we love you, but you couldn’t get a jacket that fit?



Isabelle Huppert in Chanel

It’s nice to see her in something that actually fits her for once, but we can’t get past that lacy skirt.



Laverne Cox in Prabal Gurung

It’s a bleh dress in a bad color for her.



Lisa Kudrow

Cute enough, but we don’t love the hem.



Meryl Streep

There’s not a lot about this we love, except the big, obnoxious, f-you-I’m-a-patriot-too flag pin. Appropriate, considering she apparently gave another barn-burner of a speech that night.



Sienna Miller in Chloé

You almost had us, dear. Until we got to your feet.



Tom Holland in Dolce&Gabbana

Very nicely done.



Zoe Saldana

We’re having a hard time reconciling the overwhelming sister-wife feel of the dress with the naked sandals. Neither are actually working for her, by the way.


More to come, dolls!


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