Alright, kittens. Roll up your sleeves and put on your bitchpants, because there was so much leftover red carpetry this week that we’re once again forced to do two posts just to cover all the blandness, basicness, and not-fabulous-enoughness that celebrities foisted upon us this week.
Line ’em up!
Allison Williams in Mugler
We’re kind of okay with all of this. Can’t see enough of the details to be sure, but it looks pretty stylish and unexpected from her.
Ashley Greene in Akris
One big “whatever” of a dress.
Britney Spears in Uel Camilo
Of course.
Camilla Belle in Tory Burch
We can see that the pieces are nice, but she is literally dressed like an 80-year-old.
Charli XCX in Moschino
Respect.
Christina Ricci in Carolina Herrera
There seems to be some sort of issue with the slip/lining, but we shouldn’t complain too much because there’s almost nothing else of interest to this look.
Ciara in Off-White
Bleh. We can’t wait for this trend to end, although we suppose if there’s anyone who can get away with red carpet sleepwear, it’s a preggo.
Debbie Harry in Vivienne Westwood
Diva, we love you, but you couldn’t get a jacket that fit?
Isabelle Huppert in Chanel
It’s nice to see her in something that actually fits her for once, but we can’t get past that lacy skirt.
Laverne Cox in Prabal Gurung
It’s a bleh dress in a bad color for her.
Lisa Kudrow
Cute enough, but we don’t love the hem.
Meryl Streep
There’s not a lot about this we love, except the big, obnoxious, f-you-I’m-a-patriot-too flag pin. Appropriate, considering she apparently gave another barn-burner of a speech that night.
Sienna Miller in Chloé
You almost had us, dear. Until we got to your feet.
Tom Holland in Dolce&Gabbana
Very nicely done.
Zoe Saldana
We’re having a hard time reconciling the overwhelming sister-wife feel of the dress with the naked sandals. Neither are actually working for her, by the way.
More to come, dolls!
[Photo Credit: Michael Simon/startraksphoto.com, Vince Flores/startraksphoto.com, Getty Images]
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