Well, she did. Sometimes we feel like we’re giving too much away with our sassy new headlines, but honestly …
… what else were we going to say?
Because nothing screams “Young Hollwood!!!” like sexy funeral wear.
We suppose the panties are the “young” part of this ensemble.
Lorenzo tried to to rally for it by noting that the fringed bodice adds a somewhat welcome boho feel to the standard black lace dress, and that it works especially well here because Dakota has an affinity for boho. But neither of us really think it’s enough to make a standard sheer black lace-and-panties dress any less tired. For once, her lackadaisical head styling seems utterly appropriate for her dress choice.
Christian Dior Black Lace Dress with Fringe Detail from the Pre-Fall 2017 Collection
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