You guys. She got Valentino’d like a chump. You need to brace yourself and try and find a place of forgiveness and understanding inside you.
No, wait. You’re supposed to judge her for choosing to wear this in public.
Oh, sweetie. We’re so sorry. But this is like everything wrong about the current Valentino aesthetic, all jumbled up in one garment, with the dials turned up to 11.
You’ll pardon the mixed metaphor and jumbled imagery, but it seems particularly apropos in this case.
We could be convinced on the metallic part of the skirt, but literally everything above that needs to be burned and then salt mixed with the ashes and spread over the earth.
Not to be dogmatic about it or anything.
Valentino Colorblock Gown with Lace Detail from the Spring 2017 Collection
Atelier Swarovski Jewelry
Jimmy Choo Shoes
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