Kittens, are you completely SAG’d out? Are you SAGging all over the place? We got up this morning, took one look at the massive list of SAG Awards attendees we still haven’t applied our loving judgment to, downed our coffee and said “DAMN IT ALL, WE’RE DOING A RUNDOWN.” Then Tom added “DON’T TELL ME THE ODDS!” To which Lorenzo replied, “What?”
Anyway, it’s time to go from delicate, considered critiques, to using a forklift to get these people out of here.
As black dresses go, it’s at least an interesting one. Probably a little too much going on, though.
We always find it hard to be kind in our assessments of her style. It’s just not … tasteful. Or particularly fresh.
The cantilevered boobs are unintentionally HILARIOUS. We bet people were unconsciously tilting their heads like puppies all night when they tried to talk to her.
Happy Valentine’s Day from Cara Buono to you.
For a velvet gown, it’s nicely sleek and bold, but the shoulder/sleeve kind of ruin it.
Embroidered skin is so not a good look. If the backing textile had been any color at all besides that one, this gown would be beautiful.
It’s chasing the tail end of a trend, but it’s okay, we guess. Overbeaded, but okay.
Just look at this asshole.
Sofia, we say this with love and kind intentions: stop trying so hard to be a caricature and focus more on being a person. You are careening down a slope from “critically acclaimed comic actress” to “Gabor sister.”
At least she managed some gold and pattern this time. She’s been wearing black strapless gowns to so many events for so many years that we’re thrilled to see any minor variation.
It’s a bit literal, though.
This looks somewhat okay in this shot, but on screen, the underboob sitch was a bit out of control. Credit to her for wearing something a little hard and dark, but she’d have been better off shooting for pretty.
We have not liked her turn toward totally conventional style at all. Who knew Sophie Turner was going to turn out to be the edgy one?
Mary Louise put a bird on it. A whole lot of times.
It’s too shapeless for us to like it.
Her man Tadashi did right by her again.
Perfectly rendered old school glamour.
The sleeves and waist are way too fussy for our tastes, but the gown would be totally generic without some sort of weirdness to it.
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