Darlings, it’s the Producers Guild Awards Red Carpet Rundown!

Posted on February 01, 2017

Darlings, we’ve been sprinkling red carpetry from the other awards show of the weekend, the Producers Guild Awards, while trying to cover every frock and hem of the much larger and more attention-seeking SAG Awards. But it’s time to put both of these Narcissism-fests to bed, wouldn’t you say?

Less popular awards show attendees,  please line up for judgment. We need to pack you all up and ship you out by noon so we can move on to the next Back-patting Ceremony.

 

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend

Fine, but almost shockingly generic. We suppose everyone deserves a night off now and then.

 

 

Dev Patel

Incredibly bland, made moreso by the fact that he didn’t wear a suit. Had he worn matching pants and slapped on a pink tie or something, this all would have been much more stylish without any more effort.

 

 

Kerry Washington in Rodarte

Girl, you’re cray.

Rodarte is slowly taking over the world’s red carpets and we should all be very alarmed by that.

 

 

Mahershala Ali

Yes, he’s hot, but his too-tight suits are working against him. Mahershala, let them breathe a little.

 

 

Nicole Kidman in Prada

And you wonder why we fell all over the bird gown at the SAG awards? This lady needs color and high contrast. And we have no idea why she doesn’t know that by now.

 

 

Rami Malek in Dior Homme

Hey, boo.

You look like you can’t breathe, boo.

 

 

Taraji P. Henson

She was clearly saving all her effort for the next night. This is fine, but a bit perfunctory.

 

 

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