Darlings, we’ve been sprinkling red carpetry from the other awards show of the weekend, the Producers Guild Awards, while trying to cover every frock and hem of the much larger and more attention-seeking SAG Awards. But it’s time to put both of these Narcissism-fests to bed, wouldn’t you say?
Less popular awards show attendees, please line up for judgment. We need to pack you all up and ship you out by noon so we can move on to the next Back-patting Ceremony.
Fine, but almost shockingly generic. We suppose everyone deserves a night off now and then.
Incredibly bland, made moreso by the fact that he didn’t wear a suit. Had he worn matching pants and slapped on a pink tie or something, this all would have been much more stylish without any more effort.
Girl, you’re cray.
Rodarte is slowly taking over the world’s red carpets and we should all be very alarmed by that.
Yes, he’s hot, but his too-tight suits are working against him. Mahershala, let them breathe a little.
And you wonder why we fell all over the bird gown at the SAG awards? This lady needs color and high contrast. And we have no idea why she doesn’t know that by now.
You look like you can’t breathe, boo.
She was clearly saving all her effort for the next night. This is fine, but a bit perfunctory.
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