Oh, Lady. No.
We deny that this is even happening.
Because we can’t even believe it is happening. Honey … how? We cover you a lot ’round these parts and we’d say roughly 80% of your red carpetry tips toward the chic side of the scale.
How did you wind up looking like a satin mattress, dear?
Bad enough that the fabric is so unattractive or that the cut is so not-fabulous (melting torso effect), but the details are just plain tacky. Those chains and that flower? Honey, were you hit on the head?
It would explain the proud smile.
Lanvin Striped Jumpsuit with Chain Detail from the Spring 2017 Collection
Tiffany & Co. Earrings in Platinum and 18k Gold with Diamonds from the 2017 Blue Book Collection
Tiffany & Co. Tiffany & Co. Schlumberger® Sixteen Stone Ring with Diamonds
Tyler Ellis Aimee Clutch in Black Satin
Christian Louboutin Black Pumps
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