Miss Evan, the world is not worthy of your stark fabulosity.
You are serving up sheer Robot Girl flawlessness and we’re here for that in every way. Please tell us how we can support you further in these matters.
She is serving it.
(Psst. Discussion point behind her back: While fab, isn’t the makeup a tiny bit … aging, though? Shh.)
And the fit on your killer velvet suit is TO DIE FOR.
Um… except when we get to the knees. Everything below that is slightly questionable, dear. It seems to us that the pants would be better if they were straight-legged and the shoes would be better if you were wearing an entirely different pair; one that wasn’t so basic and clunky in design.
Oh, well. We mostly bow down to this. Fickle bitches are we.
Custom Altuzarra Midnight Navy Velvet Suit
Judith Leiber Couture Clutch
Tiffany & Co. Earrings in Platinum with Mixed Cut Diamonds
Tiffany & Co. Ring in Platinum with Diamonds and a Tanzanite
Salvatore Ferragamo Velvet Pumps
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