Miss Octavia, we love you, but you are really going to have to step up your game if you’re going to be poledancing next to these two.
This is cute enough, but as we’ve already stated once today, we’re more than a bit over black dresses on a red carpet. They only photograph well if the design is dazzling. This one isn’t.
It’s a fabulous gown, but her left boob looks ready to make a run for it at any second. And that doesn’t seem like the right hair or makeup for a drop-dead red gown.
Although it really bugs how poorly fitted the pants are. It’s a stunning tuxedo marred by a puddling pants hem.
Say that five times fast out loud. But not if you’re around other people. That would be weird.
Octavia Spencer: St. John Black Dress | L’Dezen Jewelry | Jimmy Choo Shoes
Taraji P. Henson: Alexander Wang Red Dress | Jimmy Choo Sandals
Janelle Monáe: Prabal Gurung Silver Lurex Jacquard Tuxedo from the Resort 2017 Collection | Effy Jewelry | Stuart Weitzman Sandals
[Photo Credit: Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images]