Naomie Harris Succumbs to the Inevitable at the British Independent Film Awards

Posted on December 05, 2016

It’s an epidemic that’s been sweeping the red carpets of 2016, darlings. A scourge that has touched practically every lady star as far as the eye can see. We’re talking, of course, about that most dastardly of designs foisted upon humanity by a cold and uncaring fashion industry:







Too Damn Much Dress.

Darlings, when will the TDMD pandemic end? Who will it not touch? Did you know that every 13 minutes another dress-wearing star will succumb to TDMD? Please raise awareness of this troubling development through the aggressive use of #every13minutes in all your social media accounts until we tell you to stop or it’s no longer considered trendy to do, whichever comes first.




Style Credits:
Gucci Sequin-Embroidered Dress

[Photo Credit: John Phillips/Getty Images]

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