Michael Fassbender and Marion Cotillard Are Not on the Same Fashion Page at the “Assassin’s Creed” Berlin Photocall

Posted on December 01, 2016










GodDAMN can that man fill out a pair of jeans. He’s even making those big white bobo kicks look … well, not “hot” so much as “not as ridiculous as they’d look on someone else.” His whole look is kind of flawlessly executed. Sure, it’s all standard casual wear for men, but everything he’s wearing looks high quality and fits him perfectly. If you’re going to do casual for a photo call, this is the way to do it.

It’s her choice to show up this dressed up for a photo call. If this was a red carpet situation, we’d be a lot less laudatory toward Fassbender’s choices, but in this case, we think she’s the one who’s a little off. She tried to give herself an edge with that jacket choice, but we’re sorry; those sleeves are ridiculous. Any garment that looks like you just survived an attack or an industrial accident is, by definition, a BAD GARMENT. The booties are cute, but we’d have rather she paired them with jeans and a moto that doesn’t look like a truck backed over it.


[Photo Credit: Clemens Bilan/Getty Images]

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