Lady Gaga Wore Everything at the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Posted on December 01, 2016

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Darlings! It’s the Victoria’s Secret “Fashion” Show! The craziest collection of women in feathers you’ll see all year! Or at least until the Miss Universe National Costumes!

This year, VS decided to go a more high-fashion route by firing all the models and just having international pop star and television actress Lady Gaga walk the runway over and over again until she dropped from exhaustion. Oh, and she had to sing the whole time too. Let’s see how long it takes Steffi to burst into tears from all the pressure!

 

Lady Gaga in Yolan Cris
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This is somewhat shockingly tasteful. Except for the feather wings, of course. Could it be that Steffi’s going to use this occasion to wear tastefully standard gowns?

 

Lady Gaga in Saint Laurent
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Of course not, darlings. There had to be some cray in there.

Those hat strings are both sad and silly at the same time.

 

 

Lady Gaga in Saint Laurent
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Aren’t you jealous you don’t have a raggedy-ass wing moto?

 

 

Lady Gaga in Saint Laurent
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We’re back to tasteful. Or as tasteful as Steffi’s gonna get tonight. A drag version of Sandy from Grease sounds just about right.

 

 

Lady Gaga in Azzedine Alaïa
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Meh. Whatever charms this outfit may possess, they kind of evaporate once we say the words “lace crop top” out loud. You cannot combine those three words in that order and expect a tastefully chic look.

 

 

Lady Gaga in Azzedine Alaïa
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On the other hand, we think we actually like this one. There’s a little too much side boob action, but there’s something a little elegant about it.

By the way, Steffi didn’t really replace all the models. Believe us, we’ll have PLENTY to say about their getups ASAP.

 

 

 
Style Credits:
Yolan Cris Floral Embroidered Long-Sleeve Dress from the Spring 2017 Collection
Saint Laurent Black Sequin Jumpsuit from the Fall 2016 Collection
Saint Laurent Sequin-Embellished Jacket from the Fall 2016 Collection
Azzedine Alaïa Lace Ensemble from the Fall 2016 Collection
Azzedine Alaïa Lace Dress from the Fall 2016 Collection
 

[Photo Credit: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images, Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images, IMAXTree, Courtesy of Yolan Cris, wwd.com]

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