Sarah Jessica Parker is spotted leaving her apartment in New York City.
Darlings! Here is where you get to play the home version of the Bitchy Fashion Blogger game! See if you can guess what’s gonna get T & Lo to unsheath their diamond-hard claws! Are you ready?
Did you guess those hideous tights? And by “guess,” we mean “recoil in horror while involuntarily shouting out “NO, SARAH!” when you saw them? Then you were right! You win … nothing! Because the true life of a Bitchy Fashion Blogger is empty, dark and gray, as they try to fill in the incomplete aspects of themselves by lashing out at their betters!
Haha! Just kidding! We’re awesome!
Those “six-year-old’s birthday party in 1983” tights are decidedly not, Sarah Jessica. Which is a shame, because the dress and coat are pretty damn fab (even if they’re fighting with each other a bit).
Dolce&Gabbana Black and Purple Tulip-Print Dress
SJP by Sarah Jessica Parker Purple Heels
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