Lady, we don’t wanna rag on you if you’re having a rough week, but…
We’re sighing now.
Look LeDun, which is our new exciting celebrity portmanteau nickname for you, here’s what we don’t understand:
HOW ON EARTH CAN A “CUSTOM” DRESS FIT YOU THIS BADLY?
Did you just never show up for a fitting? Does “custom” mean something other than the widely accepted use of the term in this context? Did the size and shape of your breasts radically change in the time it took to make this dress?
It’s a shame, because it’s cute and it suits her, but the poor fit and affected posture (don’t even get us started) make it look terrible. A good yank down plus a commitment to standing like a grownup would do a lot to improve this instantly, though.
Anyone bitchier than us wanna tackle those bangs? We feel they’re something of a cry for help.
Custom Jonathan Cohen Belted Dress
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