Here he is, folks. The Dreamboat of 1998, in all his gew-gaw’d glory:
For some people, age is just a number. For others, it is a scary, powerful monster, from which one must do everything in one’s power to run, run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, JOHNNY!
He must sound like a bunch of tin cans tied to the bumper of a car when he walks.
[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]