Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt Got Themselves All Shined Up for the “Passengers” Paris Photocall

Posted on November 29, 2016

Well look at these two, all buffed and polished to perfection. Looks like this poledance is going to be all about movie stars looking like movie stars. You’ll hear no complaints from us.









Ha. We’re joking, of course. The idea that we would not complain about something is absurd on the face of it, darlings. We are professional complainers.

Anyway, our complaints are relatively minor and predictable. We’re perpetually bored by any man other than Johnny Cash working a Man in Black look. And of course we’re bored by starlet panties, because they’ve become so ubiquitous on the red carpet in recent years.

Having said that, we appreciate him for really cleaning himself up and making himself presentable, even if it’s not the most stylish look in the world. There’s a weird disconnect happening with the stubble and the 6 or 7 pounds of powder he’s sporting on his face, though. As for her, we LOVE that sweater. We love the very idea of a high fashion sweater on the red carpet. You never really see that sort of thing. The skirt is a really cute and fun accompaniment, but of course it would have been better served overall if it had been lined.

Still, it looks like these two are well-rested and rarin’ to go on this whole promo tour. We look forward to the poledance.


Style Credit:
Christian Dior Ensemble Featuring Star-Embellished Sweater and Skirt from the Spring 2017 Collection

[Photo Credit:, IMAXTree]

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