Friday Leftovers for the Week of 11/7/16

Posted on November 11, 2016


Kittens and darlings, the time has come for us to bid adieu to this week; a week so many of us are more than happy to put in our rearview mirror. Let’s celebrate the fact that we made it to the finish line by judging celebrities who weren’t interesting enough to rate their own posts, shall we?

We shall.

Ansel Elgort




Chrissy Teigen and John Legend

The more we tend to feature them on the red carpet, the more we realize they pretty much have a formula they stick to for it, which is why they tend to ace it most of the time but rarely stand out. In other words, they look good, but a little basic.



Constance Zimmer

Not one item she’s wearing goes with any of the other items she’s wearing, but she seems happy.



Ezra Miller

Liza wants her look back, son.



Jaime King

We guess it’s appropriate for wherever she is, but it comes off ’60s Barbie, which is not a thing that tends to work well on non-drag queens.



Jeremy Renner

It’s not exciting, but we can’t fault him for lack of effort. Nice shoes.



Jeremy Renner and Amy Adams

Nice jacket too. We’re starting to think she looks better in pants than skirts.



Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves (in Georges Hobeika)

Don’t like his lion hair, orange face, giant suit and matching shoes. Pretty much don’t like anything he’s doing. Her dress is kind of pretty, but borderline tacky, which is pretty much how she always dresses.



Milo Ventimiglia

His Dad style is really working for us. And by “working” we mean “making our pants move.”



Natalie Portman in The Row

She’s pregs, so she gets a free pass, but it’s a dull look. And those are not your shoes, girl.



Nina Dobrev in Elie Saab

Serving up a little ’70s Cher, which is never a bad thing.



Rachel Bloom

Tricky necklines and ankle straps. Two things that tend to be very hard to pull off. Just saying.



Taissa Farmiga in Giorgio Armani

Welcome to 2016, Taissa! We’re guessing you time-traveled here from … 2007 or so?


And with that, we are dropping the mic and closing the lid on this mega shitshow of a week. The bar is now open, darlings. Check back in over the weekend, because we’ll be posting all through it, but for now, first round’s on us.

Peace out, gurl scouts.


[Photo Credit: Getty Images, Juan Rico/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Koi Sojer/PacificCoastNews]

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