Elizabeth Banks attends the opening night of “Hedwig and the Angry Inch” at the Pantages Theatre in Hollywood, California.
Lizzy, we love you. It is because we love you that we are not currently railing against all the incredibly forced whimsy found on your dress. We’re going to let you have this one because of our aforementioned love for you and because you’ve got a great red carpet record. But in the immortal words of Fraulein Klum, “You’re lucky you have immunity this week.”
To be blunt, dear, your dress looks like it was designed by a 6-year-old after downing a pitcher of Kool-Aid and an entire box of Frosted Flakes. The fact that you are using your arms, hands, and purse to cover up as much of it as you can indicates that you feel largely the same, which only speaks well of you.
Enjoy the play and the after-party. We will not speak of this again.
[Photo Credit: LA/INFphoto.com]