Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson is Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive, and a World Suddenly Heals

Posted on November 15, 2016


All is right again. At least in this tiny little bubble were choosing to live in right now with our good friend Dwayne. The world outside may rage and storm and snarling ferals may scratch at your door, but we can all take comfort in the knowledge that The Rock is here to fulfill his duties to man and womankind.

Come, kittens. Join us in the bubble. Dwayne is here and he’s giving hugs. He smells like jasmine.

[Photo/Video Credit: Courtesy of People Magazine]

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