Demi Moore? Girl, That’s Not Your Dress

Posted on November 17, 2016

Actress Demi Moore attends Prada Presents “Past Forward” Premiere at Hauser Wirth & Schimmel in Los Angeles, California.


Demi, you just got Prada’d.

We just latched onto this device with the recent influx of incredibly bad Louis Vuitton ensembles that had us sadly informing ladystars that they “Got LV’d.” Not to drive a joke into the ground, but it strikes us as a really good way to describe someone at the mercy of one label that isn’t doing very well by her.

To wit:







The dress and coat are fine on their own. Chic, even. But the style of the dress in particular just doesn’t suit her. She’s more of a sleek-lines, Armani Prive kinda gal. Awkward, ’70s-inspired twee should be nowhere near her. It doesn’t suit her looks or her personality. She’s too much at a remove, too reserved in how she presents herself, to be wearing something exploding with personality that requires a certain poise and styling to set it off.

Sorry, Demi. This just isn’t your look. Pack this up and send it off to Hailee Steinfeld, who’s in sore need of it.

The situation below her knees is absolutely hilarious. Oh, honey. That is the height of “getting Prada’d”


[Photo Credit: Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images]

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