Won’t Someone Help Poor Bryce Dallas Howard?

Posted on November 08, 2016

Bryce Dallas Howard attends the 2016 Hollywood Film Awards in Beverly Hills, California.

 

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bryce-dallas-howard-2016-hollywood-film-awards-red-carpet-fashion-mugler-tom-lorenzo-site-8Won’t someone come forward, take her under their wing, and gently advise her that skin-tight, semi-sheer leopard print dresses are not her friends? That skin-tight semi-sheer leopard print dresses actually have very few friends because they tend to let their friends down over and over again?

If this was just a bad dress for her, we’d shrug, say it’s Not Her Dress, and move on. But she actually has a history of wearing too-tight, unflattering, and vaguely tacky dresses. Put it this way: this is FAR from the first time we’ve seen her in a body-con animal print. Girl, that shit needs to be spread around sparingly. You don’t make looks like that your go-to. Unless you’re going to a booty call or a dancefloor, that is.

Also, sporting a clean face and ponytail with such a sexy, attention-seeking, clearly night-time dress just doesn’t work.

Seriously. Will someone help her? Because this is all starting to look like the desperate cry of a lost woman.

Style Credits:
Mugler Cocktail Dress with Sheer Leopard-Print Mesh Panels and Shoulder Cutouts from the Fall 2016 Collection
Saint Laurent Pumps

[Photo Credit: Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images, Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images, shopbop.com]

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