Tom Cruise and Cobie Smulders attends the fan screening of “Jack Reacher: Never Go Back” at the AMC Elmwood Palace 20 in Harahan, Louisana.
Forced Grinnin’ Tour ’16 continues.
This couldn’t possibly be more bland from the neck down. The only thing of interest is the hair, and that’s only because it looks so terrible on him.
Miss Cobie had the opposite problem.
Everything from the neck up is fine. Good, even. Great, if you’re really feeling it. But she’s wearing a plastic slipcover from the 1960s as a dress. Worse, it’s got these weirdly off-model Chinese-inspired elements, like the collar and closures. The effect is really jarring. The dress overall is kind of ugly.
And the shoes really, really, really don’t go.
If you asked people to pose for a picture just before a dental procedure, this is pretty much exactly the vibe you’d get.
Alessandra Rich Yellow Floral Lace Mini Dress with Toggle Closure from the Fall 2016 Collection
Gianvito Rossi Green Satin and Lamé Sandal
Ermenegildo Zegna Navy Striped Three-Piece Suit
[Photo Credit: Mike Coppola/Getty Images, Erika Goldring/Getty Images, Courtesy of Alessandra Rich, net-a-porter.com]