Salma Hayek attends the 2016 LACMA Art + Film Gala honoring Robert Irwin and Kathryn Bigelow presented by Gucci at LACMA in Los Angeles, California.
Look, it’s a Gucci-hosted event and she’s married to the man who partially owns Gucci. It’s not her fault that the house is putting out these silly schmattas:
Salma Hayek isn’t the person who put a purple sequined tiger face on the back of this gown. Salma Hayek didn’t design glittery lizards and bows to put on the front of this gown. Salma Hayek isn’t even the person who picked this gown out for her to wear, most likely. But Salma Hayek is the person who put on an Ace bandage in lieu of a bra, slip or lining. Ultimately, Salma Hayek is going to have to bear the burden of that choice. Because Salma Hayek looks pretty silly here.
Really, though. You take the tiger face and lizards off, line this thing, and she’d be perfect. We’re really hitting the wall on this Gucci stuff lately.
Gucci Long-Sleeve Sheer Black Dress Featuring Bead, Embroidery and Velvet Detailing from the Spring 2017 Collection
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