Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connelly at the “American Pastoral” Los Angeles Special Screening

Posted on October 14, 2016

Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connelly attend a special screening of “American Pastoral” held at The Academy Theatre in Beverly Hills, California.

 

The snootiest snoots who ever snooted are back on the red carpet together and suddenly all is right in our world.

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We love those judgmental assholes so much. They truly are America’s Second Most Judgmental Couple. If they every break up, we’ll be bereft and unsure which one of them should get custody of us.

As per the uzh with the majority of her contractually obligated Louis Vuitton “choices,” this one is far more complicated than it should be. Checks and dots, squares and circles, asymmetry, cutouts, and glitter – all in one frock. You could remove half those elements and it would probably still come off overdesigned. But she does have a knack for this kind of dress, so it looks a lot better on her than expected. It’s not a good dress by any measure we can think of, but it’s not nearly as bad when she puts it on. Perfect marriage of dress and wearer.

And speaking of marriage, he’s in the supporting spouse role, dressed to match her and to fade into the background like a good husband. We’re sure it didn’t stop him from judging people all night, however. We find that if you wear yellow-tinted lenses, it’s practically impossible not to become a bit more critical. It’s a science thing.

Style Credits:
Louis Vuitton Black and White Long-Sleeve Multi Print Dress with Cutouts and Embellishments from the Spring 2017 Collection

[Photo Credit: Juan Rico/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, KM/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, PacificCoastNews, IMAXTree]

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