Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel at “the Book of Love” Premiere

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake attend the premiere of “The Book of Love” in New Orleans, Louisiana. “The Book of Love” stars Jessica Biel, Jason Sudeikis and Maisie Williams and is directed by Bill Purple. Justin Timberlake served as music supervisor for the movie soundtrack.

Fine.

If we have to.

Is it us, or do they literally spell out the word “whatever” when they stand together? Like, if you stare long enough, you can’t be convinced that you are not, in fact, looking at the very definition of “whatever” in human form?

No, it is not us. It is truth.

Anyway, here he is, offering his usual style bag o’ bullshit. The untucked shirt, the precious hat, the Amish neckline, the “I will DO ANYTHING to make you love me” facial expression. It’s all in order. It looks mostly terrible. And as the clock ticks and the calendar pages tear away, the expiration date on this look, the moment when it goes from “wannabe hipster” to “aging wannabe hipster dad” is bearing down.

She is wearing a leather dress made out of old schoolbus seat cushions. It is missing a sleeve. It has a stupid ruffle. It is a dress both dumb and bland. It is dumbland.

Style Credits:
Zeynep Arçay One-Sleeve Leather Dress

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]

• Jessica Biel
• Justin Timberlake
• Movie Premiere
• Pairs Division
• The Book of Love
• Zeynep Arcay