Friday Leftovers

Posted on October 14, 2016

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Even though we’ll be back on the weekend with more material, it’s Friday, and for some people, that means it’s the end of the work week. So let’s wrap your week up the best way possible: through bitchy judgment.

 

Aaron Paul and Michelle Monaghan (in Rosie Assoulin)

If we saw them on the subway, we’d figure he was a flasher and she was a homeless woman who found some impressive shoes that day.

Seriously, Michelle. What the hell is THAT?

 

Ewan McGregor
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Cute shoes, cute face; everything is unmemorable.

 

 

Garcelle Beauvais
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Enh. We neither love nor hate it, but we definitely think she should’ve saved it for December.

 

 

Gemma Arterton in Alberta Ferretti
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Pretty enough, but the fit in the bust and lack of support isn’t great.

 

 

Jane Fonda in Zuhair Murad

We’re very much over this style of dress but the color scheme here is really bad, no? Those pinks and blues are too juvenile for the design.

 

 

Jeremy Renner
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Credit for the sharpness of the suit and the shoes, but it’s still fairly generic.

 

 

John Boyega
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Love the shirt, but the shoes are too grandpa.

 

 

Laura Prepon and Ben Foster

Ugh. These two. We’re already sick of them.

We stand by our earlier assessment that every time Ben Foster appears on a red carpet with his latest celebrity girlfriend, it looks like a hostage situation.

Why the hell is she hanging on his arm and standing behind him like that?

 

 

Laura Carmichael
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Why Lady Edith. We didn’t recognize you.

Cute, low-key look, though.

 

 

Melanie Griffith
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Looking good. The straps and upper bodice are a bit overdesigned, but the dress needs some sort of interest to work, so they don’t bug too much.

 

 

Monica Bellucci
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The bag and boots are nice, but that schmatta is instantly forgettable. You’re far too beautiful for that dress, Monica.

 

 

Nate Parker
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Poledancing like his life depended on it. We have yet to see him in anything but a tux for these premieres.

 

 

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson (in Prada)

The Hanks-Wilsons always look down to party at any moment.

He’s looking good. He could have had half an inch taken off his pants hem, but that’s the only issue we can see. We like her dress, but that necklace can stay home.

 

 

Vivica A. Fox in St. John Knits
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Maybe we have RuPaul’s Drag Race on the brain today, but this looks a bit too drag queen to us.

 

 

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