Friday Red Carpet Leftovers for the week of 10/24/16

We’ve already got posts lined up for tomorrow, but dammit, it’s the end of SOMEBODY’s work week and we’re going to treat it as such. Let’s wrap this slog of a week up by using intemperate language to discuss our favorite stars and they ways they have disappointed us this week, shall we?

Brittany Snow

DAMMIT.

WHY IS THE FIRST ONE ALWAYS A GOOD ONE?

It’s true. You are free – encouraged, even – to hate this, but we are getting high-fashion 21stC Pierrot and that’s DEFINITELY not a look you see often on the RC. Embrace the cray.

Christina Ricci

Yawn. No points awarded.

Constance Zimmer

We suspect this looked a lot more exciting in person. We’re intrigued by the fabrics and we like the silver pump.

Darby Stanchfield

Newp.

Not today, Baby Jane.

Dita Von Teese

She’s gotten very respectable lately. This is like Dita, First Lady of the United States cosplay.

Estelle

Enh,

Garcelle Beauvais

There it is. Another HillarySuit spotted in the wild. Not loving the matchy top.

Joanne Froggatt

Girl, we guess so.

The colors do nothing for her.

Juliette Lewis

We love this crazy broad, but we do not love this dress.

Kate Bosworth in Jil Sander

God bless this little Robot Girl. We’d be more supportive of her weirdness if she didn’t consistently get the details wrong. The dress is great, but the color looks terrible on her. The shoes are almost appallingly wrong, in shape, style and color.

Michelle Monaghan in Burberry

Merry Christmas, Michelle!

Milo Ventimiglia

That mustache should be the ultimate boner-killer, but giiiiiirrrrrlllll…..

Rose Leslie

Dullsville.

Sarah Hyland in Burberry

You know how we always say it’s impossible for white lace gowns to not look a little bridal? Well, we’re sorry, Miss Sarah, it’s impossible for white lace dresses to not look a little First Holy Communion on you.

Zosia Mamet

She must have worn down our resolve over the years. Intellectually, we know this is all ass, but we’re tired and all we can work up is a “Her brow game’s gotten better…”

And on that note, the wine practically uncorked itself, darlings. Ciao!

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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