We’ve already got posts lined up for tomorrow, but dammit, it’s the end of SOMEBODY’s work week and we’re going to treat it as such. Let’s wrap this slog of a week up by using intemperate language to discuss our favorite stars and they ways they have disappointed us this week, shall we?
WHY IS THE FIRST ONE ALWAYS A GOOD ONE?
It’s true. You are free – encouraged, even – to hate this, but we are getting high-fashion 21stC Pierrot and that’s DEFINITELY not a look you see often on the RC. Embrace the cray.
Yawn. No points awarded.
We suspect this looked a lot more exciting in person. We’re intrigued by the fabrics and we like the silver pump.
Not today, Baby Jane.
She’s gotten very respectable lately. This is like Dita, First Lady of the United States cosplay.
There it is. Another HillarySuit spotted in the wild. Not loving the matchy top.
Girl, we guess so.
The colors do nothing for her.
We love this crazy broad, but we do not love this dress.
God bless this little Robot Girl. We’d be more supportive of her weirdness if she didn’t consistently get the details wrong. The dress is great, but the color looks terrible on her. The shoes are almost appallingly wrong, in shape, style and color.
Merry Christmas, Michelle!
That mustache should be the ultimate boner-killer, but giiiiiirrrrrlllll…..
You know how we always say it’s impossible for white lace gowns to not look a little bridal? Well, we’re sorry, Miss Sarah, it’s impossible for white lace dresses to not look a little First Holy Communion on you.
She must have worn down our resolve over the years. Intellectually, we know this is all ass, but we’re tired and all we can work up is a “Her brow game’s gotten better…”
And on that note, the wine practically uncorked itself, darlings. Ciao!
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