Dakota Fanning, Ewan McGregor and Jennifer Connelly at the “American Pastoral” London Photocall

Posted on October 09, 2016

Dakota Fanning, Ewan McGregor and Jennifer Connelly attends a photocall for “American Pastoral” at the Ham Yard Hotel in London, England.

 

 

Darlings, this poledance has been going on so long and in so many countries and venues, that we feel like we have to go see this film, just to give these poor exhausted stars a break. Go home, you guys. We’ll all buy tickets. Promise.

One of the best ways to know instantly that a poledance has gone on too long, aside from the OVER-IT facial expressions on the stars…

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… is the clear evidence that they’ve run out of things to wear.

 

 

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That top is shaped very strangely, no Fanning should wear green, and the whole thing comes off like cheap Madonna Halloween costume.

Not your look, girl.

 

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The cute is impossible to hide, but the monochromatic – and highly standard – getup doesn’t do a thing for him. Go back to your hobo boots and yoga pants, Ewan.

 

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We will always love her penchant for exuberant party dresses and super-serious facial expressions, but we can’t this time. This might work on a different wearer – and sorry, but we’re thinking it needs to be a younger one. If it wasn’t so shiny and over-ruffled, it might have worked for her, but it just looks juvenile to us.

And as much as we like the idea of boots with a cocktail dress, we continue to think the shape of these boots, with their cartoonishly large and round toe box, are not right for most wearers. They’re definitely not right for her.

In other words, this is a classic case of Girl, That’s Not Your Look.

Pass this one onto Zendaya, dear.

 

For more discussion on style, check out our Fashion & Beauty forum, darling. 

[Photo Credit: Ben A. Pruchnie/Getty Images]

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