Cobie Smulders, Tom Cruise and Danika Yarosh will never leave the “Jack Reacher: Never Go Back” red carpet

Posted on October 24, 2016

Cobi Smulders, Tom Cruise and Danika Yarosh attend the ‘Jack Reacher: Never Go Back’ Berlin Premiere at CineStar Sony Center Potsdamer Platz in Berlin, Germany.


Grimly soldiering on, in this neverending hellscape of a poledance tour.

Or maybe that’s just us making inferences.


But the huge grins of earlier, happier days on the tour have faded, and Tom, who doesn’t seem to have changes his suit in a month, is forced to literally hold his two co-stars up, lest they collapse under the weight of all this forced camaraderie.



Or maybe that’s us, making inferences.

Come on, you guys. Flip the switch.



That’s more like it. Red carpets are hilarious, aren’t they?

At least until the judging starts. Then it’s all tears and blood.




All bitchery aside (for the moment), Miss Cobie’s look is rather chic, although we don’t love the different fabrics in the jacket.





Miss Danika is also doing pretty well, serving up a minimalist Morticia Chic that serves her well.



But for real: Tom hasn’t changed that suit in weeks.



We’re pretty sure he’s been sleeping in it. It would explain the hair.


Style Credits:
Cobie SmuldersVersace Black Suit from the Fall 2016 Collection
Danika YaroshYanina Couture Black Long-Sleeve Dress

[Photo Credit: Andreas Rentz/Getty Images, Insight media/PacificCoastNews]

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