Cobie Smulders, Tom Cruise and Danika Yarosh will never leave the “Jack Reacher: Never Go Back” red carpet

Posted on October 24, 2016

Cobi Smulders, Tom Cruise and Danika Yarosh attend the ‘Jack Reacher: Never Go Back’ Berlin Premiere at CineStar Sony Center Potsdamer Platz in Berlin, Germany.

 

Grimly soldiering on, in this neverending hellscape of a poledance tour.

Or maybe that’s just us making inferences.

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But the huge grins of earlier, happier days on the tour have faded, and Tom, who doesn’t seem to have changes his suit in a month, is forced to literally hold his two co-stars up, lest they collapse under the weight of all this forced camaraderie.

 

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Or maybe that’s us, making inferences.

Come on, you guys. Flip the switch.

 

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That’s more like it. Red carpets are hilarious, aren’t they?

At least until the judging starts. Then it’s all tears and blood.

 

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All bitchery aside (for the moment), Miss Cobie’s look is rather chic, although we don’t love the different fabrics in the jacket.

 

 

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Miss Danika is also doing pretty well, serving up a minimalist Morticia Chic that serves her well.

 

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But for real: Tom hasn’t changed that suit in weeks.

 

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We’re pretty sure he’s been sleeping in it. It would explain the hair.

 

Style Credits:
Cobie SmuldersVersace Black Suit from the Fall 2016 Collection
Danika YaroshYanina Couture Black Long-Sleeve Dress

[Photo Credit: Andreas Rentz/Getty Images, Insight media/PacificCoastNews]

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