Blurted-out impressions of Carrie Underwood’s Outfit at the CMT Artists of the Year Awards

Posted on October 20, 2016

Carrie Underwood attends the 2016 CMT Artists of the Year Awards in Nashville, Tennessee.


Look, maybe this comes off as laziness on our parts, or even a poor business choice, since we pretty much get paid by the opinion, but just about once a day, a look comes along and there’s really no point in expending a lot of effort or verbiage over it when your initial first-impression, blurted-out assessment gets the job done.







And if you combined our two shouted-out assessments (without all the “GOD, no” and “JESUS” exclamations), you get “boutique hotel restroom wallpaper walked away with the tablecloth stuck to her ass.” It doesn’t make sense, but it does tend to sum it up.

Seriously, that fabric instantly makes us think of automated faucets, foam dispensers and hand dryers.



Style Credits:
Temraza Metallic Sleeveless Dress with Train from the Fall 2016 Collection
Yvel Yellow Gold and Pearl Earrings and Ring
Rene Caovilla Black Swarovski Crystal and Mesh Swirled Pump

[Photo Credit: Rick Diamond/Getty Images, John Shearer/Getty Images, Noam Galai/Getty Images, Courtesy of Rene Caovilla]

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