Darlings, let’s judge a bunch of boys! But we’re warning you now, they get so boring that we pretty much give up on verbs halfway through this post.
We hate all-black male ensembles on the red carpet. And to be honest, we’re getting a little tired of his macho-drag action-figure style, but goodness, he does fill it all out nicely, doesn’t he?
Jesus, calm down, Andrew. Even Eddie Redmayne is rolling his eyes at your aggressive posing. Also, you’re dressed like a PR assistant.
Sorry. They really weren’t worth more effort than that, right?
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