Venice Film Festival 2016: The Men

Posted on September 06, 2016

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Darlings, let’s judge a bunch of boys! But we’re warning you now, they get so boring that we pretty much give up on verbs halfway through this post.

 

 

Aaron Taylor-Johnson in Tom Ford
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September 02, 2016: Aaron Taylor-Johnson arrive at the 73rd Annual Venice Film Festival in Venice, Italy. Mandatory Credit: INFphoto.com Ref: infitmi-05

We hate all-black male ensembles on the red carpet. And to be honest, we’re getting a little tired of his macho-drag action-figure style, but goodness, he does fill it all out nicely, doesn’t he?

 

Andrew Garfield
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September 4, 2016: Andrew Garfield attends the photocall for "Hacksaw ridge" at the 73rd Venice Film Festival in Venice, Italy. Mandatory Credit: INFphoto.com Ref: infitmi-05

September 4, 2016: Andrew Garfield attends the photocall for "Hacksaw ridge" at the 73rd Venice Film Festival in Venice, Italy. Mandatory Credit: INFphoto.com Ref: infitmi-05

Jesus, calm down, Andrew. Even Eddie Redmayne is rolling his eyes at your aggressive posing. Also, you’re dressed like a PR assistant.

 

Jake Gyllenhaal in Tom Ford
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Dull.

 

James Franco
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Dirty.

 

 

Jude Law in Oliver Spencer
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September 03, 2016: Jude Law attends 'The Young Pope' photo call at the Venice Film Festival in Venice, Italy. Mandatory Credit: INFphoto.com Ref: infitmi-04

Derelicte.

 

Sorry. They really weren’t worth more effort than that, right?

 

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