Kim Kardashian Walks the Streets of NYC, Trying to Fill the Emptiness

Posted on September 07, 2016

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Girlfriend – and we use the term pretty much as loosely as possible – has been on quite a tear lately on the sidewalks of New York. And by that we mean that she’s dressed like pure ass while sashaying in front of paps like she’s the Duchess Cambridge. Brace yourself, because even by Kardashian standards, the following looks are shockingly hurtful to anyone with taste. Or even a functioning central nervous system.

 

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Y’know… in a way, we’re sorry we’re probably not going to be around in 2066, when the grandchildren of Millennials start asking the hard questions, such as “What the fuck were you all thinking with that Kardashian nonsense?” Pictures like the ones above will be used to discount this entire period of history as pointless, embarrassing, and not worth studying.

You should know that Kim is wearing a LA PERLA bra, just like the other day, when she went out in what we thought at the time was going to be the nuttiest outfit she’s ever worn. Why do we feel the need to point this out? Because LA PERLA wanted us to know that she is wearing a LA PERLA bra and LA PERLA was so adamant about this that we’re forced to assume that there’s a contract at play here. In other words, she was probably paid to wear this outfit in public. You may begin weeping over the fate of humanity at any time now, darlings.

Sweat-filled tubes of plastic are so chic, don’t you find? They make the perfect accompaniment for light-wash denim diapers.

Later that night, Kim opted for something sleeker, with a more formal flair to it:

 

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Psych! No she didn’t! She dressed like a space hooker who doesn’t understand proportions! Made ya look!

Fucking Anna Wintour, you guys. She put her stamp of approval on this nonsense. We will never let her forget it.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Elder Ordonez/INFphoto.com]

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