“Carol” actress Rooney Mara attends the Cartier Fifth Avenue Grand Reopening Event at the Cartier Mansion in New York City.
The Audreybot has emerged from her regeneration pod to model free diamonds.
Only to reveal that she’s not very good at modeling free diamonds. Nothing says “dripping with diamonds” like body language that implies you’re about to face a firing squad. Feel the joy and sparkle. Come on, girl. Let’s get some “The Price is Right”-style hand modeling going on. You should be voguing.
If this was anyone else, we’d wonder if that cray getup had something to do with her discomfort, but this kind of look is par for the course with her. It’s practically a generic Rooney Mara ensemble at this point. She probably sleeps in clothes like this. We love the little jacket, but the unexpected appearance of granny panties kind of kills the look. And the shoes are an afterthought.
Givenchy Black Ensemble Featuring Long-Sleeve Jacket with Front Zipper and Sheer Dress from the Resort 2017 Collection
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