Fan Bingbing in Alexander McQueen at the “I Am Not Madame Bovary” Photocall

Posted on September 21, 2016

Fan Bingbing attends a photocall for “I Am Not Madame Bovary” during the 64th San Sebastian Film Festival in San Sebastian, Spain.

 

Miss Bingbing, you are a fashion goddess and 99 times out of a hundred, we need only post a couple of shots of you working the hell out of a garment and wait for the oohs and ahhhs to roll in.

But we’re afraid we’re going to have to be bitches this time, dear.

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Leaving aside the fact that it’s impossible to wear a white lace gown and white pumps without looking like a bride, we’d rather focus on the fact that it’s barely a gown at all. It just looks like someone draped lace and a liner over her and then belted it. And for cream-lined white lace, which you would think would come off ethereal and light, the whole thing looks awfully heavy. It does nothing for her coloring, to boot. And speaking of boots, your shooves look rather hellaciously dated, darling.

Now everyone’s going to be mad at us for critiquing the Bingbing.

 

Style Credits:
Alexander McQueen White Long-Sleeve Lace Dress with Embellished Belt from the Fall 2016 Collection
Cartier Jewelry

[Photo Credit: Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images]

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