Lighten up, son. The girl who dumped you just went through a very public mutual dumping herself. AND on a night where you’re looking pretty fine yourself.* We’d have thought you’d be grinning from ear to ear tonight. You clearly have no idea how the PR game (not to mention the petty ex game) is played. Tsk.
*Admittedly, the cut gives you ladyhips.
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