The Men of the “War Dogs” Los Angeles Premiere

Posted on August 16, 2016

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Darlings, various levels of douchiness and personal grooming were on display! Let’s judge them. Let’s judge the HELL out of them.

 

 

Miles Teller
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We fully expect to hear a dozen cries of “IT’S FOR A ROLE,” but we hate the new hair color. His looks don’t really work with blond.

Nice enough suit. Dull as a banker. Pants too long, as per the uzh.

 

 

Jonah Hill
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Not bad, although it’s another dull office suit. The tailoring on that jacket’s a bit off. It’s pulling across the button and it flares out at the hips. One half of T Lo has had to learn how to dress around a belly for the last decade or so and Tom can tell ya, Jonah, that what’s happening to your jacket is extremely common among men of size. In addition to the tailoring issue, the jacket would work better if it was broader up top, with wider lapels and possibly even a slightly accentuated shoulder. Don’t laugh. They’re more common in mens’s suiting than you know. Anyway, bringing all the broadness and wideness to the top of the jacket will visually balance out the bottom half and help prevent it from flaring out.

 

Bradley Cooper
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Go home, Bradley. You’re drunk.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, Juan Rico/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES – Video Credit: Warner Bros. Pictures via YouTube]

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