Meryl Streep at “Times Talks”

Posted on August 12, 2016

Meryl Streep attends the TimesTalks Presents Meryl Streep Discussing Her New Film “Florence Foster Jenkins” at The Times Center in New York City.

 

Mary Louise, our love for you is boundless and decades-long, but this:

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… is fucking HORRIFYING. Are you being baptized in a river in the next few minutes? Because that is literally the only instance in which this getup would be remotely acceptable.

Miss Lady, we have no wish to argue with the fact that you have more than earned your right to be comfortable and unfussy in your style. And if you wanted to come out in a comfy pair of pants and a roomy top; if you wanted to opt for a caftan and ballet slippers, even if you’d opted for sweatpants and a t-shirt, we might have let our love for you carry us through but YOU ARE WEARING A LAUNDRY BAG.

Your Wilma Flintstone pearls and Nana’s pool slippers are not only not helping, they’re actively making matters worse.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images]

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