Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson spotted out and about in Los Angeles, California.
Didn’t they break up?
WHY ARE YOU TWO TOYING WITH US?
Is it because we never came up with a cutesy portmanteau nickname for you two? Well, sorry. It’s not our fault your names don’t combine well:
Krackson? Juger? Joshuane? Dishua?
See? You’re not giving us anything to work with.
Her outfit’s cute, but his outfit reminds us that they look like every single young couple who comes into our neighborhood on the weekends to hit the bars and restaurants. The lady is always dressed to the nines and the guy is always dressed to mow the lawn. It makes us sad.
Straight ladies, you need to take a page from The Book of Shallow Gay Men and start withholding until your men dress to your standards. Nothing’ll get your man into a shirt with buttons faster than the promise of a BJ later that night. Trust.
Sea NY Anchor Print Romper
[Photo Credit: Chiva/INFphoto.com, barneys.com]