We took a look at the best Olympic team uniforms here, and then we looked at the trends found among the 2016 team designs here and here, but we would be remiss if we didn’t devote some time to the bland ones. Why? Because the vast majority of the team uniforms fall under this category. We’d bore you to death if we listed them all, so we’ll just focus on the more notably bland looks of the night.
Cayman Islands
We’ll give the ladies some credit for the cute dresses, but the men all look like groundskeepers.
Germany
Casual Friday office workers waiting for the bus. But the shoes are nice.
Great Britain
It’s like they were trying to look frumpy.
India
India is home to some of the most beautiful and colorful textiles in the world. So they sent their men dressed like accountants.
Italy
Sports funeral.
Moldova
Country club employees.
Trinidad and Tobago
Christmas choir.
Turkey
Airport ticket agents.
Zimbabwe
Landscapers.
And finally…
USA
… every douchebag in an ’80s teen movie. It’s like they took James Spader and turned him into clothing.
Ralph Lauren needs to have this commission forcibly yanked out of his hands. It’s time for Michael Kors to have a shot at the U.S. team uniforms.
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