Beyoncé attends the 2016 MTV Video Music Awards at Madison Square Garden in New York City.
Oh, thank GOD. The VMAs happened and now we have a ton of crazy-ass couture to talk about. Thank you, music video stars of the world. You have done God’s work here.
And speaking of which…
Let us first stipulate that, when she was given the stage all to herself, Bey reached up into the rafters of Madison Square Garden and pulled the whole damn thing to the ground. It was a performance for the ages. They’ll be talking about that one a decade from now.
Having said that, and risking retribution from the hive, we have to follow up with:
Come on now. If Fraggle Rock had drag queens, this is what they’d look like. Also: Barbie crotch is never chic. Reconsider any future plans for its deployment.
Blue Ivy is adorable, of course. She will cherish the memories of this night, when she got to be a princess and mommy got to call daddy a cheating sack of shit on live TV.
Francesco Scognamiglio Sheer Long-Sleeve Crystal-Embellished Gown with Feather Detailing from the Fall 2016 Couture Collection
Lorraine Schwartz Jewelry
[Photo Credit: Larry Busacca/Getty Images, Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images, IMAXTree]