Winona Ryder at the “Stranger Things” Premiere

Posted on July 12, 2016

Winona Ryder attends the Premiere of Netflix’s “Stranger Things” at Mack Sennett Studios in Los Angeles, California.

 

We always point to Michelle Pfeiffer as the best example to illustrate our point that stars who had their heyday prior to 1995 often find the modern red carpet to be a bizarre and terrifying experience. But we just found a much better example:

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Girl, what? What is it? Are the photographers growling and snapping at you? Is there a snake just outside of camera range? Do you spot a fire raging out of control in the distance? Why do you look so terrified? We’re pretty sure you’ve dug your fingernails clear through that cheap-ass bag you’re carrying.

Oh. That’s probably what you’re afraid of. Our judgment. Well, don’t be. You look okay, except for that comes-with-purchase bag. You’re the thumbnail on our “Bitch Don’t Age” file, so you’ll always have that going for you. Although maybe it’s time to retire the Lydia Deetz styling, even if you can still pull it off?

 

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images – Video Credit: Netflix US & Canada via YouTube.com]

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