The Men at the “Star Trek Beyond” Las Vegas Premiere

Posted on July 19, 2016

Karl Urban, Idris Elba and Chris Pine attend the “Star Trek Beyond” New York Premiere at Crosby Street Hotel on July 18, 2016 in New York City.

 

Okay, boys.

 

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Time to line up for judgment.

Don’t worry. You’ll only feel a couple of pricks and then it’ll all be over.

 

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A little tight, but no complaints. If he was a different kind of man we might have recommended more precise grooming, but the scruffiness works better for him.

 

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Yeah, no. Sorry, but we’re getting a little tired of seeing him underdressed at these things. The coat is nice enough, but the ever-present t-shirts and bedroom slippers are starting to come off a little lazy.

 

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Okay, well. He looks like he got a good night’s sleep. That’s an improvement over the last few times we’ve seen him. But we still maintain his style choices are terribly aging and not particularly fresh for a 35-year-old actor. He insists on this Thurston Howell III drag, which doesn’t really do much for him – especially since his suits lately have all been a bit too tight on him. And can we just say that clingy little knit t-shirts are the worst? They look great on mannequins and models with single digit bodyfat percentages; not so great on the rest of the population. And they tend to be a little uncomfortable, to boot. We can practically guarantee his high-beams are permanently on under that shirt. He’s gonna need to put band-aids on his nipples at the end of the night.

And with that image, we will leave you to your involuntary chest clutching, secure in the knowledge that you just can’t get this kind of erudite fashion commentary anywhere else.

 

[Photo Credit: Theo Wargo/Getty Images, Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images]

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