Simon Pegg at the “Star Trek Beyond” San Diego Premiere

Posted on July 21, 2016

Simon Pegg attends the premiere of Paramount Pictures’ “Star Trek Beyond” at Embarcadero Marina Park South in San Diego, California.

 

Simon, you’re making us sad here.

 

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Mister, this is just NOT YOUR LOOK. You’re just not the guy who can make “rumpled” look good. That places you in good company, since almost no guys can actually make that look good past the age of 18 or so. You are also not the guy to be wearing sheer undershirts on the red carpet. Again, no shame in that as we can’t think of one guy who could get away with it without us yelling at him for it. And finally, you are not the guy who should be eschewing color in your style choices. On the contrary, you should be embracing it wholeheartedly. You should be the guy in the purple plaid suit; not the guy who looks like he’s waiting for his ride to pick him up the day they let him out of prison.

[Photo Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images, Carla Van Wagoner/PR Photos]

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