Johnny Depp is seen arriving for a concert by his band Hollywood Vampires at the Sands Casino in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
We can’t tell you how saddened we are to find out that Johnny Depp doesn’t just dress like a douche, but actually is one. On the other hand, we’re kind of pleased with ourselves for reading the style tea leaves so well. When he hooked up with Amber Heard, there was a shift in his style choices, away from the “Elderly Gay Windchime” aesthetic of too much foofaraw and gewgaws hanging off him and towards a sort of befuddled middle-age style that didn’t suit him and in which he looked physically uncomfortable. We wondered at the time if perhaps Amber was influencing his style choices. Now that their marriage has blown up and she’s made some very damning accusations, he’s free to go back to flying his douche flag:
Jesus Christ, he looks absolutely ridiculous. And yes, we realize he’s dressed for a gig with his band. That doesn’t make him look any less silly. What is the point of all the ridiculous shit hanging off his ass?
The hand tat used to read “SLIM,” which was his nickname for Amber. Has your teenage crush on him completely withered and died by now? Did you ever think he’d wind up morphing into Mickey Rourke, except without the plastic surgery disasters? Speaking of which, how soon do you think it’ll be before he starts fucking up his face? This is not a dude who’s going to age in a dignified manner.
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