Friday Leftovers

Posted on July 15, 2016

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Darlings, the celebrity style pickings have been so slim for the past month or so that this is the first time we’ve actually had any leftovers to bitch about in several weeks. But these stars failed to rate more than a few words of drive-by bitchery, so let’s get to it, shall we? The sooner we start, the sooner we can all leave for the day and hit the beach or the bar. Or the bar on the beach.

 

Alexander Skarsgård
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The suit/shirt combo works for us, but the grooming is making him look a little sleazy.

 

 

Cobie Smulders in Adeam
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That’s a distractingly low neckline. She’s not doing much leaning forward tonight, we’d wager.

 

 

Debi Mazar in Zac Posen
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The colors are pretty, but the design is musty.

 

 

Debra Messing
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The head styling’s good, but we’ve seen her in this exact look literally dozens of times. It’s fine to have a go-to, but it’s a good idea to cycle them out after a few years.

 

 

Gina Rodriguez in Safiyaa
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She does not look remotely comfortable. Whatever other charms the dress might have, it’s a fail if the wearer looks like she can’t wait to get out of it.

 

 

Julianne Hough in Manning Cartell
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Marcia Brady goes to tap class.

 

 

Kelly Rowland in Elie Youssef
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We don’t love it, but we’ll say this: it’s an interesting blend of sexy elements rendered in a twee style.

 

 

Matt Damon
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Dad.

 

 

Matthew McConaughey and Charlize Theron
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Charlize Theron has appalling taste in men.

We know they’re not dating, but something about this picture just forced us to blurt out that observation. Her dress is cute. He barely tried.

 

Missy Elliott
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Do your thing, girl.

 

 

Sofia Boutella in Alberta Ferretti
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We’re about ready to have a ritual burning of this kind of dress. There has to be some way to exorcise this demon design from the minds of the world’s fashion designers.

 

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