San Diego Comic-Con 2016: Day 1 Red Carpet Rundown

It’s the Nerd Olympics, darlings! And each year, the stars come out to beg and poledance for cash and attention! Don’t we owe it to them to let them know how they’re doing? The answer is yes.

Justin Timberlake and Anan Kendrick (in Christopher Kane)

Well… we guess so, you guys. He looks like a hipster dad circa 2008 and she looks like a … well, like an actress circa 2008.

Bella Heathcote in Prabal Gurung

Overdressed a skosh, we’d say. But it’s bold and photogenic. The shoes are kinda hiddy.

Dane DeHaan

Nerd.

Holland Roden

Sure. It’s okay if we don’t, though; right?

Yes, we get it. Good for her for being an ally. Her pants are bad.

Katherine McPhee in Alice + Olivia

That’s a hot damn dress. It’s also a ploy to rile up the nerds, which is now a long-time SDCC tradition among actresses.

Kristen Bell

And our admiration has shot through the roof. THIS is how you do SDCC as a celeb. She looks adorable and fun.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Also adorable and fun, if a lot less interesting.

Sarah Wayne Callies

Cute dress, bad shoes.

Shailene Woodley in Proenza Schouler (Crop Top)Isabel Marant (Jacket and Skirt)

This is surprisingly dressed up for her. The proportions are VERY ’90s. We don’t love them.

Zachary Quinto

Cute and comfy. He’s our Giant Hipster Gay.

[Photo Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images, Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images, KM/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]

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