Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston were spotted enjoying a romantic holiday in Rome, Italy.
They got matching tattoos, darlings! His says “CAN’T STOP” and hers says “WON’T STOP.”
Perhaps we made that part up, Sue us. They’re the celebrity story of the summer, and yet they’ve already managed to bore everyone.
We wrote most of what we had to say about them in yesterday’s rant and until one or both of them does something shocking or scandalous, we won’t have much to add to it. We’ll say only this: Tom, please stop furrowing your brow in indignation over the presence of photographers called by your own publicity team. It’s insulting. Just soak up the attention, wave, and move on.
Whatever. At least the bodyguards are hot.
[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com]